30 Things About The Scene

1. Forums can be addicting, so take breaks every few days, or you wall fall in with the ‘in’ crowd

2. Lolling at everything everyone says, its not cool

3. Never ever ever ever post in the fm sections, its for n00bs only. Off topic ftw

4. You have to be up for a bit of cyber bum now and again

5. If you are a chav, just hit the red cross now, you have to be an indie freak to be anyone on the scene

6. Writing articles whilst not staff at a site is for gays

7. You must never, ever make a topic that is the slightest bit racist or sexual otherwise affiliates with SI will cry and smack your bottom with a warning.

8. Worship and use the O RLY owl and use it as much as possible

9. You must have respect for mods, just because they are mods, if you don’t they warn you

10. Speak the Queens English all the time

11. If you think forums>mainsite then you are a nasty rebel

12. Pwning n00bs makes your penis larger, try it

13. The titles of threads should be mysterious and simple, good ones are ‘…’ ‘\o/’ ‘lol’ ‘lmao’ ‘Erm…’ ‘Ouch’. This way people don’t know what’s going to be inside these threads and click it regardless. Informative titles are for gays

14. The Blog revolution>anything thats ever happened on the scene Internet, ever!

15. Threads that include people filling things in such as their favourite member, no

16. The above poster game should include the words and phrases ‘great’ ‘good poster’ ‘good guy’ ‘good friend’ ‘need to get to know better’

17. Caleyjags new sites are better than susie ever will be

18. Post counts come in two forms, the scene legends tend to have smaller counts, and post only in scene sections. Wannabees have massive post counts, this is the option for you

19. You have to have joined the scene at least 2 years ago to be even considered a legend

20. ‘lol’ ‘omg’ ‘ftw’ ‘imo’ bbq’ ‘rofl’ ‘lmao’ << use them

21. This sig is not cool, you know who you are

22. If I posted this on a certain forum on the scene I would be warned

23. Putzy is a nice lad, but hate him, its cool

24. Not using graphics is also very cool

25. You must spend 23 hours on the forum boasting about getting pissed and smoking you do in the 1 hour spare offline time

26. The scene is great, it really is, I just think its good to laugh at yourself at times

27. Don’t agree with anything to do with football if you are a Man Utd/ Newcastle fan. Just disagree and make your own silly opinion like Shearer being a good player

28. If you are from Scotland, lucky you, your a popular guy!

29. FM is to be seen, not heard, or in this case, played

30. Nobody cares

PS. If you are offended, sorry and that. I am just trying to make you laugh while I think of a proper fm article to write